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I finally realized it was Friday the 13th, so I refuse to leave my house.

Looks like I'll be canceling my dates and staying in my room where it's safe. Maybe I'll sage the space... I already fell out of bed this morning, ran into my own door, and cut myself with a spoon. A spoon. I still cannot fathom how a spoon manages to get sharp, but the wound on my hand serves as proof.
I am now taking advice on how to make it through the day. If anyone has any rituals that you'd suggest, I'm open to hear them! No salt over the shoulders for me... I spent the last of it cooking. :'(

How unlucky...
Or maybe even suggestions on how to cure my boredom and the already impending cabin fever I'm getting? Please and many thanks!!! :'(((

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...Common?! I'd imagine being outside is worse! What if an earthquake hits?! If I come out, you can't let me die. Are you prepared for that kind of responsibility?

I'm the worst person to give responsibilities to.

At least you're honest... But I'm pretty cute, so surely you can make an exception~. I'm feelin' pretty lucky.

Ehh, I've seen cuter. Besides, you really don't want me to cover for your ass.

I am deeply offended! Our horoscopes must not align. Don't worry, you'll fall for this charm in time~. All I need is a lucky day!

I'm not sure if I should say I look forward to that, but sure~ Keep tryin'.

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